Wanna watch a weekly spy thriller starring a mentally ill actress who looks good in a beanie?
1. The Ginger Muslim is better off playing the Ginger Jailhouse Gangster
2. Melissa George pouts better than Claire Danes or anyone else on Earth.
3. You want the bearded guy to die more than the cockney gangster.
4. Melissa George eats nothing but Spam, Claire Danes listens to nothing but jazz.
5. Would you rather work for a company named ‘Byzantium’ in London or something called ‘CIA’ in Virginia? I thought so.
6. Did I mention ‘eye-stabbing’? Because when plastic surgery goes wrong, revenge is best served with a hypodermic needle to the eyeball.
7. Characters that says ‘My firstborn’s not going to end up gutted with his dick cut off.’ are way cooler than spies off their medication.