Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

El Chapo vs Bowie

Posted: January 18, 2016 in 2016, drug war, History, Music, News, Quotes
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bowie vs elchapo

Different Types of Falling

Posted: December 19, 2015 in 2015, News, Quotes, Satire
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Falling when you’re young vs. falling when you’re old.

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Communist Chocolate Hellhole

Posted: November 29, 2011 in Quotes, Satire
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Switzerland (CN) – A tweed based futurist was arrested at that Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland,

Tweed Man of the future:

“Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Kit Kat Please!

Why not? Sounds about as realistic as peak oil, fresh frozen or a jet pack in every pot.

Burning Man Playapocalypse – from Ticketless Burners to Ghaddafi

Posted: August 1, 2011 in BurningMan, History, News, Politics, Quotes, Reviews, Satire
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“As Goes Black Rock City, So Goes the World” Herodotus

Burning Man is in full fledged freak out mode.

Don’t buy the calm, slightly sarcastic repose of the Burning Man organizers.  They are shaking in their dusty black boots.

Burning Man is having a crisis not seen since Larry Harvey decided to hold the Burn of 1916 in Verdun in an ill conceived scheme to save money on fireworks.

Here is but a short list of press reports documenting that event in the desert slightly north of Reno slow decent into chaos:

Tickets are sold out and Burners are rioting

The Man has been exposed as being foreign born

Trance music is at an all time low

Obama has sold his Burning Man tickets yet again.

You can now find your friends easily on the playa.

Ghaddafi to appear in the Thunderdome

PETA has filed suite against Burning Man

New Age Survival Backpacks Selling Like Hotcakes 

Out of Context Quote of the Week

Posted: February 16, 2011 in Quotes
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“Nutting Jordan is like butting the Forth Road Bridge.”