Posts Tagged ‘Large Hadron Collider’

Switzerland (CN) – A tweed based futurist was arrested at that Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland,

Tweed Man of the future:

“Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Kit Kat Please!

Why not? Sounds about as realistic as peak oil, fresh frozen or a jet pack in every pot.