Communist Chocolate Hellhole

Posted: November 29, 2011 in Quotes, Satire
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Switzerland (CN) – A tweed based futurist was arrested at that Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland,

Tweed Man of the future:

“Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Kit Kat Please!

Why not? Sounds about as realistic as peak oil, fresh frozen or a jet pack in every pot.

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