Breaking: Wild Horses to Replace DPW at Burning Man 2012

Posted: December 1, 2011 in BurningMan, News, Satire
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Update: Confirmed!

BURNING MAN 2012 BREAKING NEWS!

Gerlach, NV (CN) – A trusted anonymous source within the Burning Man machine has just told Consumption News that starting in 2012 Wild Horses will replace all human DPW staff. If true the equus based move will be seen as only slightly less controversial than the move to a NFL Draft style lottery to distribute tickets.

Wild Horses stream towards Gerlach to submit job application

It’s believed that the equine outsourcing is in line with the long predicted 2012 theme announced last week:

Burning Man 2012 Theme: ‘Wild West’

Consumption News investigative journalists are hard at work gathering more facts about these two breaking developments.  At press time no one at Burning Man would go on record.  Until we can get more facts it would be irresponsible to speculate further.

Stay Tuned to Consumptionblog.com for more details as they break.
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