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Live Blogging Symbiosis 6: Eclipse 2012 As It Happens

Posted: May 20, 2012 in 2012, Satire, Symbiosis
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Pyramid Lake, NV (CN) –

2012 Solar Eclipse Live Updates

18:41 – Update 9 – It cleared up at the end.  That’s beautiful. That is all for now, bad phone service, I hope to have pictures up soon…

18:35 – Update 8 – James Blake is on  stage yelling at the audience.  He says Americans have ruined dubstep.  It’s too upbeat or something…this is really weird.  Skillrex is ‘pants’ apparently…  He is saying his big Auto-Tune HAARP machine is blocking the eclipse with chemtrails to make his set more melancholy…he marches off stage…

18:31 – Update 7 – The Peak totally obscured by chemtrails.  James Blake has taken to the stage, this is getting weird…

18:15 – Update 6 – Eclipse reaching its peak shortly.  Chemtrail looking clouds still blocking a lot of it…

18:01 – Update 5 – Lots of phone interference, weird clouds everywhere. Crowd upbeat but people whispering about chemtrails blocking the eclipse…

17:51 Update 4 – Weird Looking Clouds Blocking Eclipse.  Blakes’s Auto-Tune HAARP machine on stage making weird noises…

17:35 Update 3 – I’m near the eclipse stage, high energy, protective glasses, good vibes all around.  Looks like James Blake roadies setting up early for his set.  Bringing out Blake’s famous large Auto-tune processing machine with HAARP label on side.  Interesting…

17:19 Update 2 – Here we go!

16:56 Update 1 – After a beautiful day full of merriment, sleep, mirth and a great Russell Liquid set its almost eclipse time.  Get your protective eye gear ready!

Live Blogging Symbiosis 3: James Blake Arrives, Photek Leaves

Posted: May 19, 2012 in 2012, Music, Satire, Symbiosis
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Pyramid Lake, NV (CN) – Arriving a day ahead of his career critical Eclipse set at Symbiosis Festival James Blake landed at the Naval Air Station a few miles away in Fallon, NV.  Accorded the preferential treatment all British Pop Stars receive from Her Majesties Royal Air Force, Blake was flown from Leuchars Airforce base in the UK to Nevada on a RAF DC-3.

James Blake, his entourage and the worlds largest Auto-tune machine arrive at NAS Fallon 1700 hours 19th May, 2012.

After landing Star and Stripes asked Blake if he had any special plans for the Lunar Eclipse set.

“Americans ruined dubstep.  They are probably ruining it right now at Pyramid Lake.”  The military and music paper of record asked what he is going to do different. “Me and the moon and the sun are going to take it back,” said James elliptically. “Me, the moon, the sun, and my big auto-tune machine.  Just wait!”

James Blakes Military I.D.

James Blake’s British Military I.D.

In other news: After a massive Friday earlier am wham bang boom set Photek left Symbiosis in stunning fashion:

Photek Blasts Off To Next Gig After Massive Pyramid Eclipse Set