Posts Tagged ‘World Cup 2014’

 

Costa Rica Beware!

Before the Saturday quarter final World Cup extravaganza against the Dutch take these words to heart: : “Dutch Footballers are Nasty, Brutish, and Tall.”  Tommy Hobbes – famous English football commentator at the World Cup in 1651 in Groningen featuring the Oranje menace versus the Kingdom of Silesia.

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“Robben is a Wanker”

 

Team Silesia took the lead on a face paced counter break driving down the right wing and swinging in the Charles I’s head which was used as the ball and headed home by attacking Silesia man mountain Miesko.     During the half time interval King Charles II, still smarting over his dead fathers utility in scoring one against his home side ordered the Silesia team drawn and quartered.  This is where the term “quarter finals” is derived from.  The Kingdom of Silesia, in a state of embarrassment had itself drawn and quartered into four kingdoms, promptly joining the Czech, Poles, Austrians and Germans, never again making it to the knock out stages of a World Cup.

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Strudel your couch and buckle your seat belts people.  Not since Kaiser Wilhelm II rode through the Jaffa Gates in Jerusalem has there been a greater day in German history.

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This morning Jurgen Klinsmann and his merry band of Von Trapps ride on the Brasilian autobahn of destiny against Sami Khedira, Mesut Ozil, Mario Gomez and eight other people for World Cup Glory.

It’s going to be awesome!