Minimalist Minimalism Pt. 1 – Planning Your Minimalist Lifestyle

Posted: May 27, 2011 in Minimalism
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‘Minimalist Minimalism Pt. 1’  is a new, expansive, and baroque series on tips for unorthodox ways to achieve and live a minimalist lifestyle in today’s ever complex modern life.

Planning your Minimalist Lifestyle in Advance.*

4 easy steps to achieving a minimalist lifestyle in under two years.

The Key: Execution

Step One:
Get married to a spouse that will make your friends whisper at the reception ‘I give it 18 months, tops.’

Step Two:
Sign a prenuptial agreement very favorable to your new spouse.

Step Three:
Ensure marriage lasts 18 months, tops.

Step Four
Settle divorce quickly, agreeing to all of your spouses unreasonable demands.  Employ minimalism in your defense by not hiring a lawyer.

Following these easy 4 steps will ensure at some point in the very near future you will be left with very little.  This is a great opportunity to engage in and practice the minimalist lifestyle you’ve always wanted to live.


The money and possessions belong to her now.

The freedom to live simply?

All you.

*Disclaimer – Minimalism may  be out of style in two years time – you may want that divorce now.

  1. t. dazzl says:

    somehow I missed this one. Awesome!

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  3. Tjarnar says:

    Careful what you wish for, eh?

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