Breaking: Burning Man to Announce New Security Measures Tomorrow

Posted: August 8, 2011 in BurningMan, News, Satire
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Gerlach, NV (CN) – Consumptive NewsWire have received word that Burning Man Corp. will announce four new security measures tomorrow in response to the uproar by ticketless Burners, the F&P Downgrade and Riots underway in London.

Stay Tuned to for live coverage tomorrow as the new measures are announced.

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