Update: Four Days Left to Bid on Obama Burning Man Tickets
Washington, DC (CN) – As part of intense, last minute negotiations with Republicans on raising the national debt ceiling President Obama has offered to sell his and Michelle’s Burning Man tickets.
The President said all profit from the sale of the two tickets will be applied to lowering the federal debt.
It was announced last weekend that BurningMan had sold out for the first time since tickets were introduced at the Burn of 80 AD when it was first held at the Roman Colosseum. Prices for Burning Man tickets rose on global commodity markets when trading opened Monday. The value of a single ounce of Burning Man ticket has now risen faster, higher, and stronger than gold.
“The Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner has advised me that under the current economic climate we should be able to haul in about $20,000 a ticket,” said President Obama in a statement in the White House Rose Garden. He was later seen weeping with Michelle as he repacked a dusty set of fire poi and a pink fuzzy full length jacket.
The offer to sell the ticket was accepted by the Republicans and Democrats in a rarely seen moment of honest bi-partisanship.
“As much as I’d love to see Obama in the great state of Nevada wearing a pink tutu spinning poi, sometimes the welfare of the country comes first”, said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). “But just barely.”
“I’m not sure what Burning Man is,” said a confused GOP House Speaker John Boehner. “But I guess it’s better the QE3.”
Poor luck for Barack. In 2008, he had to miss because he had a convention the same week in Colorado to go speak at – the Democratic National Convention
Obama to Sell Burning Man Tickets to Ease Federal Debt
Totally hilarious. Good work.
Thanks!
this article is so darn funny, u made it sound so interesting
have a good one
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cheers – nice site…
Love it, thank you!
Glad you like it – keep coming back – more news to come.
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ha
This is fucking hyterical
So nice you said it twice – will check out website later on – thanks for the like-y and link
This is fucking hysterical
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Sheeeyit, the way tix prices are going up after selling out (ouch, the price of procrastination is one rough mo-fo!), those 2 tix should be able to plug the national debt… or at least cover the interest payments.
http://blog.artasmoney.com/art-as-money/burning-man-ticket-for-a-million/
A million for a ticket at least is a start……..
I think he should be the man that gets burned.
Be Nice Now!
How distinctly un-American. Fuck you, asshat.
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This photo montage was poached from my FB account!
I created this image in August 2010 and posted as a joke.
I see you have enjoyed using it! Pleas post a photo credit for me.
Where did you post it? And what site would you like credit if it’s due?
It was a facebook post. I poached the Obama image from a news feed and added in the scan of my tickets. I also did one that day with Steve Jobbs. Glad you wrapped a story around it and people are enjoying the humor!
Great minds think alike – I photoshop’d the tix into the pic as well – cheers.
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e) There are two up coming Books about it and I HOLD THAT TITLE
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You can see my petition below
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