Milf Valley, CA (CN) – Ticketless Burners are threatening to sue Dr. Seuss due to the popularity of the Burning Man themed viral video ‘Ohh the Places You’ll Go!’ Burners who were denied tickets in the controversial Burning Man ticket lottery blame the delightful, whimsical Seussian verse for driving many non-Burners to sign up for and ultimately receive tickets.
"I won't say shit till I talk to my lawyer"
According to Andie Grace, spokesperson for the Event North of Reno on the Burning Blog:
“One such participant shared a magical YouTube video he created in 2011 (“Oh The Places You’ll Go!”) – the link hit the Huffington Post in January and went viral, eventually hitting 1.3 million views from all around the world; its visibility peaked right around the day that ticket registration opened.”
Burners considering unorthodox action to gain tickets and/or gleeful self-righteous satisfaction to this years Burning Man say the lawsuit is only one of their tools.
“We’d sue the great weather at the 2011 Burn if we could,” stated one Burner who wished to remain anonymous. “Most likely we’ll just go to Symbiosis.”
Dr. Seuss supporters responded from their compound in Mt. Soledad saying the Doctor would plead innocence by reason of mortality.
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