Not Playing at Your Burn, Your Burn
Paris, FR (CN) – Fabulously famous French electronic duo Daft Punk have cancelled their planned performance at Burning Man. The duo, comprised of Guy Monte Cristo and Tommy Bangin’ Bass said in their press release:
“We’ve gone to three or four Burns just to hang out, slurp wine in a box, go to the Steambath Project, hang around Center Camp, but we’ve never performed. This year was going to be different. We had a surprise set all lined up at Opulent Temple for Friday night. But we couldn’t get tickets and the new security measures! Forget about it. Taser guns?! No No No. We will play Circus Circus in Reno on Wednesday with Shpongle and Beats Antique instead. They pay better even though the rooms are so-so.”
Burning Man Corp. responded immediately stating, “That’s too bad but Burning Man is for amateurs. We found this douche from Schenectady that’s going to train wreck Daft Punk’s 2006 Coachella set at 7:38 & G on Monday once he’s done enough K. Go and enjoy that instead.”
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Haha!!! Have fun at Circus Circus, douchebags! There’s plenty of LED’s on the Playa without the addition of your overplayed vocoder schtick!
They are not at Circus Circus as they would not be welcome here either.
Make sure to check out Zocalo Public Square’s article on Burning Man:
http://zocalopublicsquare.org/thepublicsquare/2011/08/28/wanna-get-naked-and-drink-absinthe/read/nexus/
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